The public has the right to know, and wants to know, why coalition ministers or other officials resign unexpectedly giving up their positions to other party protégés. Of course, some explanations are offered. But if we recall, for instance, all the explanations given by the Prosperous Armenia or Orinats Yerkir Parties, it will turn out that their ministers are losing their positions exclusively for having done a great job. It also turns out that those former ministers have already solved the issue of Armenia to be a superpower of the region by 2020, and the new ministers coming in will embroil Armenia, after 2020, in war with Japan and China.
This is truly a brilliant strategy of governance: if a minister has worked well, let him go and let him live quietly on his own. But if he is dim-witted and an illiterate, or if he has made a mess of things, under no circumstances should he be let go: let him stay in his leadership position, let him suffer and bear the responsibility for his mistakes with his hard ministerial work. For instance, Foreign Minister Edik Nalbandyan seems to deliver each sentence he forms. That’s what he deserves, let him suffer in his tough work, let him be tormented in airplanes for days on end, unshaven and unwashed.
People like him should not be relieved of their positions; they are not worthy of freedom. Or take, for instance, Police Chief Alik Sargsyan. Does he spread false information among the public? He does. Let him continue doing it; let him suffer under the weight of his general’s shoulder straps; let him continue losing his facility of speech and communicate with the public and journalists through yelps and through incomprehensible and erratic gestures. Why did Mkhik of the Red Cross turn in his resignation? The public would not be against knowing the answer to this question. But Mkhik has flown the coop. Although he once showed initiative and decided to call, to give an interview and make a public appearance. So, Mkhik, why did you resign? Because Gagik Tsarukyan is not human, he is divine. Why else? Serzh Sargsyan is not human either, but nor is he a god. His is many gods. Make sure you write the word “Gods” in capitals, OK? And so, Mkhik had no problem giving the reasons for his resignation to a socially vulnerable public, but he just wanted to do everything to convince his bosses yet again, that is, for the billionth-trillionth time, that he is shaven and showered and ready 24 hours a day to execute their orders, be it in relation to a swimming pool, the sauna or anything else. People, dear people of Armenia, we have already forgotten that the minister’s post is a solemn position. Despite the reality established in Armenia, the minister, by definition, is not an executor, but a decision-making institution. But in Armenia, the government of ministers had long ago turned into a spineless structure because if in his soul, his heart, his life and dreams, a person is a back-scrubber in a bathhouse, neither money nor a service car or a seal can deprive him of his personality. And in Armenia, ministers are basically turning into back-scrubbers because the important issues of the country’s governance are being solved in bathhouses and saunas.
NIKOL PASHINYAN
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